Why bringing your dog to work is a good idea:
1. She can console you when people make you sad.
2. She can entertain you when you are bored.
3. She reminds you to take regular potty breaks.
4. She likes you even when other people don’t.
5. She can attack people who are evil towards you.
6. She can win over people who are indifferent or mean to you.
7. She can give fleas to people who are female dogs to you.
8. She can eat that report that was due yesterday.
9. She can remind you why you keep going to this wretched place day after day: to pay her vet bills.
10. She can clean up your spilled French fries from the floor BEFORE your boss sees them.

Can you tell that I am having a particularly difficult day today?

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