I think that whoever is using the first stall in the ladies room at work, after lunch, really needs to see a doctor. As I discussed on the show two weeks ago, some woman (I assume because of location) is using the restroom, flushing but not making sure it's going down all of the way. Enter me, I happen upon half a poop, half dissolved and I gag and dry heave.

It must be a staff member because the first time I noticed it was on a Thursday that no students were around. That Thursday it was Crayola crayons bright green! Friday it was crayon shavings yellow and Monday it was a bluish green. Today I went straight into stall number two for fear of a purple surprise.

Is there a doctor in the house? How about a school nurse?