Drunk Dialin’ Momma and I had a girls night out tonight and it was wonderful! We started off at Von Maur looking at fun shoes and then made our way to the nail salon where we enjoyed the DELUXX spa pedi/mani. Since I’d recently had my nails manicured, I sat under the drying lamps for a long time reading smut magazines; People, Midwest Living, Cosmo, Style and an old fav, Seventeen! Once DD Momma joined me, we rated outfits and accessories and went on a dream shopping trip through the pages.
Next we stopped by Sephora and had our eyes done up Smokey Eye style by a team of professionals. I think I found a new perfume; Burberry London. It was fabulous! After we looked “smokin’” we headed over to a cart in the middle of the mall and received star level treatment from an Italian man who demonstrated this amazing hair straightener to us. We’re in love! With the straightener that is! The Italian asked me about my perfume, confirming that I need that perfume!
Our evening moved over to On the Border where we enjoyed jalapeno poppers, a yummy entrée AND a pitcher of margaritas! We talked for hours and really, really enjoyed ourselves to the max!
I had such a great time last night! We started off at DD Momma’s house and ate all of her yummy snacks and drank her wine AND sparkling grape juice. Her daughter Ballerina Bear took all of our photos for he evening. The point of view of a 4 year old is hilarious — it’s all crotches and butts! DDMomma had purchased a value pack of party poppers and firecrackers so we all went outside for the big show!
The firecrackers would not light! She lit the strings and they would burn down and do nothing! After trying about a dozen and exclaiming out loud, “Why are all of these duds!” I was the only one remaining for the show (It was 17 degrees so they all went back inside). DDMomma and I read the directions on one of them and then learned that the Value Pack of fireworks and party poppers was only a pack of party poppers! The strings were only meant for pulling, not lighting!
In her defense, they really did look like firecrackers! What fun!
We scuttled off on over to one of the Katie’s house. The night was full of these wonderful blended Miami drinks, card games and dancing! Torturing the Katie’s brother in law was hilarious and the dogs that ate one of the Katie’s husband’s barf were roll over and cry hilarious!
Happy New Year ya’ll!